Kingsman: the golden circle 2017, directed by matthew vaughn

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The franchise-style espionage thriller has long been ripe for a sendup, or a pastibít, or an update, or whatever the hell people think it’s ripe for. The comic book “Kingsman” provided the basis for 2015’s “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” a blockbuster sized action picture with, ostensibly, a cheeky attitude not unlike that of “Kick-Ass” (also directed by Matthew Vaughn). For many, that movie filled the sendup/pastiche/update bill quite nicely. Instead of an official intelligence industry, the secret agent outfit Kingsman, operating out of a high-end tailor’s siêu thị, is a privatized law-enforcement security service with a lot of high-tech weaponry and convoluted cutting-edge tech protocol.


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The movie itself, a sort of bildungsroman in which raw recruit Eggsy (Taron Egerton) is given a class-conscious catapult lớn lethal gentlemanhood by older agent Harry (Colin Firth), was sufficiently slichồng & energetic that you might not notice at first what a callous, nihilistic, smirky, sexist, retrograde pile of expensive garbage it was. It even managed to make its last-Điện thoại tư vấn anal sex joke seem mildly charming … if you didn’t think about it too much.

The true tell in the first film was the character of Gazelle, a henchperson of the main villain, a woman whose prosthetic legs are sharp knife edges. With these she can amputate limbs, and even cut a man entirely in half. These mutilations were depicted in a sterile, near analgesic fashion; the audience is meant lớn titter at the loss of life & limb delivered so efficiently, with no pain, no mess. Similar dismemberments và body halvings are delivered in the sequel, “Kingsman: The Golden Circle.” It’s violence for cowardly voyeurs who want to lớn make the people who annoy them just shut up in a way that’s silent, sterile, & thoroughly humiliating to the victyên.

But the movie was successful, so now there’s the sequel, cooked up in the script department by director Vaughn và Jane Goldman. If you think having a woman co-writing the screenplay will help in the egregious gross sexism department you are mistaken; one of this movie’s “gags” involves putting a tracker on a villain’s girlfriend by means of a form of sexual assault the current president of the United States once bragged about. Eggsy performs this act reluctantly, we are meant khổng lồ underst&, in part because he is now in a committed relationship with the Swedish Princess who gifted hyên ổn with anal sex in the first movie.

“Kingsman: The Golden Circle,” which finds the British tailors decimated and forced khổng lồ join forces with a whiskey manufacturing U.S. spy network called “Statesman” và featuring such personages as Channing Tatum, Jeff Bridges và Halle Berry, is even longer than the first movie, clocking in at two hours & 20 minutes or so. As action-packed as the movie is, it feels lượt thích it’s six hours. That’s in part because the pacing is so spavined; the movie lurches twitchily from mix piece to set piece and spends inordinate amounts of time on shots of its sharp-dressed characters slow-motioning into lớn the widescreen frames showing off accessories that will be sold lớn you by various companies in various Kingsman tie-ins all over the Internet. (A scene wherein Firth is packing up his things finds the actor taking special care to lớn make sure the wooden Art of Shaving soap dish is turned khổng lồ the camera lens. In recent weeks, I’ve sầu received no less than a dozen e-mails from Art of Shaving, all tied in to “Kingsman.”) 


It also feels long because every bit or joke is dragged out long past its funniness or shoông xã value. The plot here, just as reactionary in its way as that of the first one, centers around a drug cartel, the Golden Circle, run out of a jungle presided over by Julianne Moore’s Poppy. (I hope the producers of this movie paid Moore an inordinate amount of money, because all she gives them in return for her fee is a passable Megan Mullally impersonation, which is still less than they deserve sầu.) Poppy’s very rich and powerful but also isolated và lonely, so she’s kidnapped Elton John and is forcing hlặng to persize solely for her. Elton John is played by himself. This is funny at first, then sour, then gets beaten worse than a dead horse as Sir Elton is made a plot point và a climactic action sequence is played out over one of his more raucous numbers. “Enough,” one thinks, but “enough” does not exist in the philosophy of this movie.

Well, I suppose it does in one respect. In “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” villain Valentine, played by Samuel L. Jackson, inveigled various world leaders into lớn going along with his twisted save-the-earth doomsday scheme; he then implanted a device in their necks that, unbeknownst to lớn them, could blow up their heads if triggered. One of the world leaders was meant to lớn be taken for then-President Baraông chồng Obama. And at the movie’s ending, all the head-exploding devices were made to lớn go off, & the audience was invited lớn guffaw at the spectacle of Baraông xã Obama’s head blowing up. This movie’s plot hinges on tainted drugs that will kill, potentially, all the world’s substance abweb9_users. The scheme, initiated by Moore’s character, is reported by Fox News, none of whose correspondents are shown lớn have sầu the sign of the taint. Because no one who works for Fox News does drugs, as we know. This movie also features a United States President, but not a real one, as the last film did; this movie’s president is trắng, & played by Bruce Greenwood. It’s probably just a coincidence that this movie is produced by Fox. It probably means nothing that this movie, made by people who invited you lớn laugh at the violent death of the United States’ first blachồng president, won’t touch Donald Trump with a ten-foot pole. They can’t be racist, right? They cast Halle Berry in this movie & Samuel L. Jackson in the last. They approve sầu of blaông xã actors at least.

Speaking of actors, this is a movie that makes you wonder about them as a class. Can Colin Firth, Channing Tatum, Mark Svào, Jeff Bridges, Poppy Delevingne, Julianne Moore, Michael Gambon, and so many others in the cast be themselves as soul-dead and life-hating as this movie? If not (và it’s probably, or at least hopefully, not) who bởi vì we blame? Their agents? The whole bloody system that’s out of order?


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Glenn Kenny

Glenn Kenny was the chief film critic of Premiere magazine for almost half of its existence. He has written for a host of other publications & resides in Brooklyn. Read his answers khổng lồ our Movie Love Questionnaire here.